the offer audit · a 90-minute session · one to one
Ninety minutes. You leave knowing what to sell, who buys it, and what to charge.
One call on your real work history, then the whole thing in writing: your offer, your first price, your first three moves. You stop guessing.
booking costs nothing · the fee is flat and the same for everyone · you hear the number on the first call, then decide in your own time
where you're standing
Two years of ideas. Zero decisions.
Maybe you have a rough idea you keep circling back to. Maybe two directions that both feel right on alternating days. Maybe you already left, and you're billing hours at a rate someone else set while the offer that would end that stays unnamed. All of it is the same situation. You're carrying candidates around instead of deciding, because deciding alone feels like betting a year on a guess.
You can run a two million dollar project at work and still have no idea what one stranger would pay you for. That's not a character flaw. Naming and pricing your own work is a skill your career never asked you to build. Guessing longer doesn't build it.
The audit is ninety minutes on your actual experience, one to one, aimed at the only question that matters: what would someone actually pay you for. We test your candidates against what people already pay for, pick the strongest, and put the decision in writing, so you can reread the reasoning the day the doubt comes back.
how it works
Three steps. That's the whole thing.
- beforeYou book a free call. This is not the audit yet. We talk about where you're at, you size me up while I check the fit, and you hear the fee: flat, the same for everyone. If we both say yes, we set up payment, schedule the ninety minutes, and you get a short intake form about your work. I read it closely before the session and mark the sellable things already sitting in it. If it's not a fit, I say so on that first call, before any money moves.
- the sessionNinety minutes, one to one. We lay your candidates out, test them against what people actually pay for, pick the strongest, and price it.
- afterWithin two days, the written plan lands in your inbox. Read it on the couch, not on a call.
Thirty days on, one short async check-in to see what actually moved.
a worked example
Say you've spent nine years in marketing.
Always the employee, never the name on the door. You've shipped campaigns, decks, and launch emails for other people's products, and none of it feels like a business of your own. So you assume you'd be starting from zero. You wouldn't. Here's what ninety minutes would actually look at.
craft
The work that finds you without a ticket. Colleagues send you their landing pages and launch emails to fix before anything goes live, because after you touch them, they work. That's a sellable skill. It just never had a name.
story
Nine years of launches, including the ones that died. A founder about to bet real money on their first launch would pay to borrow that hindsight.
depth
You read pricing pages and conversion teardowns at 11pm, unpaid, for nobody. That pile of off-the-clock knowledge has a market value you've never checked.
lens
You can read a brief and tell which idea will flop before a dollar gets spent. Everyone else finds out after the money's gone.
One offer falls out of that, in plain words: I help small founders fix the words on their website so people actually buy. A named thing, a real buyer, a first price. Yours will come out of different material, but it comes out the same way.
what you leave with
Four things, in writing.
- A named offer. Who it's for and what it does, in one plain sentence.
- A first price. A real number, and the reason it holds.
- Your first three moves. In order, so Monday morning isn't a question mark.
- The place you usually stop. You've abandoned projects before. We name the exact point where that happens for you, so you see it coming next time.
All of it in a plan you keep, whatever you decide to do next.
why me
I'm not a coach who read about this.
At nineteen I took a one-way ticket to New Zealand and worked construction sites and wine fields for strangers. Later I studied biology, hated every constraint of it, and fell into a depression I climbed out of through music. Then I sold the music, and felt like I'd sold something else along with it.
So I became an industrial climber. Two hundred meters up coal plants and nuclear sites, I built my first business. Then I burned it and myself down, and walked across Spain for seven weeks to think. Two years in Berlin after that, I worked out that climbing was never going to build the life I wanted.
I taught myself the online tools instead, spent a year building while I moved through Asia, and stopped in Bangkok. I'm twenty-nine. I run a one-person design and mentoring business, by hand, from here.
So I've been where you are, including the "what would I even sell" part. The design and mentoring work people pay me for now came out of sorting my own mess the same way. That's the sorting we'll do on yours.
valentin · bangkok
who it's for
Book it if this is you.
- You've got years of real experience and no clean way to package it.
- You want your own thing, or you just want out, and you're tired of guessing at it.
- You'd rather hear the honest read than the flattering one.
Hold off if you're down to your last few months of savings. Start with the free tools instead, and come back when the runway isn't the thing keeping you up at night. And skip this entirely if you want a promise of a specific income. Nobody honest can hand you that.
You leave with an offer and a price you'd act on.
That's what I'm selling, so that's what I guarantee. Sit with the plan for a week. If it hasn't named an offer and a first price you'd actually act on, tell me and the fee comes straight back. You're the judge, not me.
And if the first call tells me this is money you can't spare right now, I'll turn the booking down and point you to the free tools instead. That rule costs me bookings.
the honest answers
What you're probably still asking.
Why isn't the price on the page?
Because I want the first conversation to be about your situation, not a checkout. What I'll say here: the fee is flat, the same number for everyone, no sliding scale, no reading your salary. You hear it on the free call, and you can say no right there. Nothing gets negotiated and nothing gets scheduled until you've said yes to the number.
I've taken courses before and they didn't work.
I know the graveyard. Half-finished modules, logins you never use, the odd one you finished that left you sounding like every other graduate. This isn't a course. It's ninety minutes on your specific situation, one to one, and a plan written for you alone. There's nothing to finish. You leave with it done.
I don't have the time.
One short call, one short form, and the ninety-minute session. That's the whole ask. Everything else arrives in writing, on your time.
What if I don't even know what I want?
Most people who book this can't name it yet. That's what it's for. You bring the experience. We find what's sellable in it. Arriving unsure is the normal way to arrive.
Is this just a sales call?
No. You get the full ninety minutes and the written plan whatever you decide afterward. If working together makes sense later, I'll say it once and leave it with you. If it doesn't, I'll tell you that. No pitch either way.
What if my experience is too boring to sell?
The boring skills usually sell best. Finance, process, the work that keeps things from breaking. It rarely feels like a skill from the inside, because nobody applauds it and nothing has your name on it. That doesn't mean it isn't there. And if I'm wrong about yours, the guarantee covers exactly that case: no offer and price you'd act on, say so within seven days, full refund.
Everything waits on one sentence you can say out loud: what you sell, who it's for, what it costs. The audit exists to write it.
Pick a time below. Booking costs nothing.
a 90-minute call + your written plan in two dayscredits in full toward the solopreneur quest for 90 days · no offer and price you'd act on, the fee comes back · the number comes up on the call, not before
I take four of these a month.
Booking the first call costs nothing. If it's a fit, we go through the number and schedule the audit right there.
no pitch. if it's not a fit, i'll say so on the call, before any money moves.